Sunday, June 26, 2011

SCHOOL FUNDING SOLUTION



           

School funding is very complicated and I don’t for a minute pretend that I understand even a small percentage of it.  I do, however, know that much of the money allotted for schools is strictly regulated and most money delivered to the schools comes with a TON of restrictions.    In other words, schools aren’t just given a pot of money and told, “Spend this where you need it.”  They are given specific funds with specific purposes and told to make do in areas of shortfalls.
            In researching this column, I came upon a very nice article attempting to explain the complicated rules of a school budget written by none other than Dr. Mike Jorgensen.  Those interested could read the same article at http://www.messengernews.net/page/content.detail/id/512710/Welcome-to-School-Finance-101.html?nav=5089.  Dr. J did a good job explaining how compartmentalized a school budget is and how hard it is to balance one.
            This complicated compartmentalization of funds is why—as wrong as it may seem—that schools can build multi-million dollar facilities and look into purchasing state-of-the-art heating systems—and at the same time can’t afford to keep the school fully staffed with qualified teachers.   Many Iowa schools (include Southeast Webster Grand) received BUNCHES of money each month from the LOCAL OPTION SALES TAX or LOST.   This money cannot be used for staff, salaries, textbooks, or supplies. It can only be used for facilities.  In other words, a school can build a new addition that includes a brand, spanking new library, vocal room, and art room—but can’t afford to have full-time teachers staff any of said rooms. 
            Never fear, Terry Branstad and the rest of you politicians that tend to make these silly rules that govern school spending—I have a solution for this dilemma. I am sure that Governor Branstad is actively looking for ways to help schools since he is refusing to consider even a cost-of-living increase in their upcoming budgets.  I am sure he feels just terrible that good teachers are being let go because of his zero-growth idea.    Lucky Terry—he and other politicians need look no further than this column for the solution to their school budget problem—or at least a partial solution, which is better than anything they are proposing now.
            I propose that some of the strict rules regarding how school funds can be spent be loosened until this current budget crisis passes. For example, I propose that a percentage of LOST funds can be used to hire teachers to staff all these new facilities that are being built.    Just as funds specified for special education can be used to buy a color printer or even a school bus that that ALL students (including students with special needs) can use, there’s gotta be a way that the substantial amount of money that comes from LOST can be used in ways that really benefit the students, rather than more new buildings.
            Not that I’m not a fan of new facilities.  I think the idea of a new community gym in Dayton is interesting.  I’m simply saying that the most important things to consider in education are PEOPLE—not places.  I know a whole lot of learning went on in the old Burnside building, even though it was decrepit.
            I know from taking and teaching on-line courses that most students learn more from a real, live, qualified teacher than from a computer screen.  Yet, schools are forced to look for more and more “creative” ways to save money and online courses (including my personal favorite:  “Public Speaking” on line) are one popular avenue.   I don’t think anyone in his/her right mind really believes a computerized public speaking course is as good as a live one (heck, the speaking isn’t even really PUBLIC, now is it?)—but it is much cheaper than hiring a good speech teacher.
            Statistics consistently show that schools that employ a certified teacher librarian scores higher on standardized tests.  However, more and more Iowa schools are choosing not to do this because of lack of funds. Eliminating the librarian is a relatively painless way to cut salary costs as it doesn’t eliminate a program like carpentry or music.  So, when the librarian retires, the school chooses not to replace him/her—at least not with another certified teacher librarian. Sometimes they bring in an aide or a paraprofessional and sometimes they simply close the library. Either way, it is the children than lose in this situation.  Wouldn’t it be nice if a portion of the LOST funds could put a librarian in all those shiny, new libraries?
            I am proposing a letter-writing campaign to all public officials from the county to the national level that urges more flexibility in school finance—at least until this nasty recession weakens.  LOST seems to be the easiest place to begin.    I’m going to send a few emails right now. Join me?

Monday, June 13, 2011

Quest to be a Coupon Goddess




            Wednesday nights at 8:00 you’ll find me watching a new show on TLC:  “Extreme Couponing.”   I stumbled onto it one rainy day and have become completely and totally addicted.  So much so that I’ve decided to pick up a new hobby and a meaning for living all in one fell swoop:  I am going to become an Extreme Couponer!
            I figure if I can get my groceries for free, I can make extreme couponing (and the shopping that goes with it) my new career.  With my FEMA job ending in early September, I set Labor Day as the date for me to have my new career as a Coupon Goddess firmly established.
            I started by purchasing a Sam’s Club membership.  I have always wanted to try Sam’s Club, but since Ames is the nearest store I balked at spending the money. However, Sam’s had a “ten weeks for ten dollars” promotion this summer and I decided to give it a try.
            I’m not sure if I’ll renew my membership.  Although buying in bulk seems like a good idea for my family of teenagers, I really don’t seem to be saving any money.  I might actually be spending more money because I end up buying things I probably don’t need.  Some items at Sam’s are noticeably cheaper (like boxes of wine), but it is also easy to find many other things cheaper at other stores (like electronics). 
            In addition, there is the storage space issue.  My cupboards were full after my first trip to Sam’s.   This dilemma illustrated my first “extreme couponing” hurdle: I don’t have the storage space for the requisite “stockpile.”  Until Dean finds time to build me some shelves, I am going to start storing my excess cans of tuna fish and bottles of salad dressing in my friend Dave’s cupboards. He doesn’t know this yet, but I figure I have a key to his apartment and he’ll never even notice if I just let myself in when he’s not home.   
I have started collecting the Sunday newspaper inserts from all my friends and family, so my coupon pile is growing nicely.    I have also signed up for a dozen extreme couponing websites that I peruse every day in search of bargains.  My favorites are “Couponmom.com” and “Groupon.”  Groupon finds a daily bargain for each subscriber according to his or her zip code.  My best bargain so far was getting two movie tickets for an Ames theatre for $5 total.  Josie and I will be using them at opening night of the new Harry Potter film. 
Using Couponmom.com, I recently made a trip to Wal-Mart and came home with two FREE items. Yep—you read correct—100% FREE.   The items were a four-pack of razors for Cody and a travel-sized tube of toothpaste.  I’m tellin’ ya—getting stuff for free is pretty darn exciting.    Sure, I don’t personally need some of the items (like the pack of diapers I have coming in the mail), but I can always give them to a friend or donate them to a shelter.    That’s what many of the extreme couponers on the TV show do—they donate their surplus to groups in need. For example, one woman was able to bring home 250 bottles of nighttime pain relief for FREE and she immediately gave half of it to a women’s shelter.  See—you can save money and help people at the same time!  This extreme couponing stuff just keeps getting better and better.
Some extreme couponers actually MAKE money on items. In other words, they have more coupons than the item costs.  They use the extra money to buy items such as meat that generally don’t take coupons.  
One hurdle I have in reaching this level of couponing is there aren’t any stores around here that I know of that offer double couponing.    I did drive by a Pamida in Humboldt that had a “double coupon” sign outside.   I became so excited I almost wrecked the car.    Driving to Humboldt may not be very practical, but I’m thinking it is worth a try. 
By the end of summer, I hope to have a nice stockpile started, as well as a big folder full of valuable coupons.   And, just think: if a big snowstorm hits Dayton this winter and you need, say, 250 bottles of nighttime pain relief—you’ll know exactly who to call!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

too funny not to post somewhere

Rubber Stamps
I Wish I Had
for Grading
Freshman
Composition
Papers.

BY KATHERINE PERRY

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1. RUN-ON

2. DANGLING MODIFIER

3. WTF?

4. TRANSITION?

5. I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE REALLY BAD AT THIS OR JUST NOT TRYING AND AM THEREFORE UNABLE TO MAKE CONCRETE STATEMENTS ABOUT YOUR ESSAY AT THIS TIME.

6. "ESCALADE" IS A KIND OF VEHICLE; DO YOU MEAN "ESCALATE"?

7. THIS IS AN INTERESTING OVERVIEW OF YOUR TAKE ON ZOMBIES/VAMPIRES/LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA, BUT IT HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH THE ASSIGNMENT. PLEASE GO OVER THE HANDOUT AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT DESPITE THE FACT YOU WERE TEXTING FRANTICALLY UNDER THE TABLE AND MAKING LEWD GESTURES WHEN I EXPLAINED SAID HANDOUT IN CLASS TELLS ME IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME TO READ OR THINK ABOUT YOUR ESSAY AT ALL (LET ALONE FOR HALF AN HOUR ON A SATURDAY NIGHT ON WHICH YOU ARE CERTAINLY HAVING MORE FUN THAN I AM), I HAVE GONE AHEAD AND MADE CAREFUL COMMENTS ANYWAY, WHICH MAKES ME HATE MYSELF A LITTLE, WHICH YOU WILL SEE REFLECTED IN YOUR PARTICIPATION GRADE AT THE END OF THE TERM.

8. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.